Becks in divorce? (from Vodafone not Posh)

We certainly don’t like to kick a man when he’s down, but it appears England’s off-form footy captain, David Beckham may soon be a few pounds poorer. It is rumoured that Vodafone, who pays Becks 31 million a year to plug its camera phones, is not sure whether to renew the contract.

Maybe it is thinking of offering the gig to some big-eared jolly-faced scouse teenager.

Life’s tough at the top David…