Little Britain talking pen

Guaranteed to amuse your workmates for an hour, then annoy them intensely for the rest of the day – it’s the Little Britain talking pen.

Just think of the fun you can have when a click of the pen top means the room echoes to the sound of Andy’s "I don’t like it" or "I want that one", Anne’s "Eh, eh, eh" or Vicky Pollard’s "Yeah but no but" and countless other overused catchphrases. Then imagine the impact of each one played 30 times in a confined space.

Oh yes, it’s a pen too. And it’s available from toy stores for around £7.

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