Cristiano Ronaldo faces the flesh-sucking undead hordes

No, I’m not being extremely rude about Manchester It-Girls. Winking winger Cristiano is the star of what could be the barmiest mobile game ever invented. Cristiano Ronaldo Underworld Football has the star playing against a motley collection of skeletons, ogres, ice trolls and succubi. Sounds like a night out on the town with the England WAGs.

"The Portuguese winger must remain immune to their special powers and overall disregard for fair-play," says the press release, which will have Wayne Rooney raising an eyebrow. The game should be out before Christmas, unless it’s a crafty joke by Portugese developer Ydreams.

(via Pocket Gamer)