Get Ricky Martin's signed VAIO laptop on eBay

Whatever happened to shimmy-hipped Latin lothario Ricky Martin anyway? He hasn’t turned up on any seedy TV reality shows recently, so he must still have a career of sorts. Oh, hang on, he’s a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador. So I’d better not be sarcastic.

Anyway, he also spends his time scribbling on laptops, one of which is up for grabs on eBay, along with the chance to Live La Vida Loca by seeing Ricky in concert in Puerto Rico, and meet the man himself.

Also today on Bayraider: Paris Hilton’s used Vive Maria knickers (bet more of you click on this link) and three big yellow robots. Well, one big, one medium-sized, and one little robot. But let’s not split hairs about these things.