Hey, morons! The Wave Street Surfboard has your name written all over it!
Imagine seeing someone using this on the street. Imagine laughing at them, as they hurtle downhill on something akin to a surfboard. Imagine running over to their limp, lifeless body after they crash head-on into a tree, and facing the conundrum of whether you should call an ambulance or not – after all, you reason, what were they expecting, the morons?
The Wave Street Surfboard is intended for fun times, indeed! It allows you to experience the feeling of cruising ski slopes or crashing into waves. It costs about $100, which is a fair price to pay for the pleasure of sitting in the A&E waiting room for six hours.
The Wave Street Surfer (via Wired)
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