Tea, cereal and Darth Vader on toast

How attached are you to the idea of your toast being evenly browned? How committed are you to collecting every piece of tenuous Star Wars memorabilia ever? If the answers are not at all, and very much indeed respectively, have we got a product for you.

This Darth Vader toaster is AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW, a marketing exercise only ever used on the most important of products. As well as your basic toaster functions, there’s the added bonus of a dedicated button for when you’re toasting frozen bread. It’s how the Dark Lord would have wanted it.

$54 here [via BoingBoing Gadgets]