"HELLO?! I'M ON THE PHONE! YEAH, THE ONE WITH THE MASSIVE THUMBS UP iPHONE CASE"

Manufacturers spend billions designing the sleekest, smallest phones to slip in our pockets, with some smartphones about the size of a matchbox. But as they say in Texas, bigger is better, so lets introduce the Thumbs Up iPhone case that’ll turn your blower into a retro 80’s yuppie brick.

Turning iPhone 2Gs, 3Gs and iPhone 4s into an oversized prop straight out of Saved By The Bell, , you’ll never lose your phone down the side of the sofa ever again. Namely because it wont fit in your rucksack, let alone under a cushion without some sort of princess-and-mobile-sized-pea wailing session.

It’s all a bit Trigger Happy TV, isn’t it?

Wojtek Kolan, Business Development Director and Co-founder of Thumbs Up said: “There is nothing more iconic than Gordon Geckko, the moneyman hero of the eighties, and Del Boy, TV’s most popular wheeler dealer, wielding their status symbol mobile brick. Technology may have advanced to create tiny phones but it was only a matter of time before BIG was BIG again.”

The Thumbs Up case will be available soon, priced £12.99