NSFW: Does a 16GB USB vibrator tickle your fancy?

Is this the most geek-friendly vibrator of all time? Take a look at the Duet, a waterproof USB-powered vibrator that could be as useful in the workplace as it is in the bedroom.

Now, before you start sniggering about quivering office desks, note this – have you ever heard of a vibrator with 16GB of flash storage space on it? No? Exactly – so it’d be handy for carrying around work files too, see?

Or you could just fill it up with porn. Which is fine too!

Getting down to the nitty-gritty of the vibrations sexier functions then, it has four different vibration patterns, five different power levels and is water proof up to three metres deep, making it fine for use in the shower.

Recharging over USB and giving 8 hours of fun times, the Duet is made of body-friendly silicone and metals, meaning it’s totally fine to get intimate with too.

It’s discrete too, barely making a sound when on and looking like, well, a slightly curvy USB thumb drive in your bag.

Right now The Duet is still in the fundraising stages before going into mass production, but you can bag yourself one of the toys at a far cheaper price by checking their CKIE product page, which will also go someway towards helping them hit your local Ann Summers store a lot sooner too.