Category: Apparel
Light up in the club by wearing the 3D T-Qualizer
I'll leave it to your level of geek to decide whether this T-shirt is cool or not, but it will certainly make a statement on the dance floor as it lights up and flickers to the sound of the music….
Is the CECT W100 watch phone an iPhone Killah?
Whilst not the most attractive watch ever created (I think that title goes to some of the watches we discovered the other week on the Nerd Watch Museum site), this CECT W100 does something rather special which is bound to impress the lads in your local boozer…
Forget Marc Jacobs, these £830 Gundam t-shirts will definitely put you in the red
Those unfamiliar with Gundam merchandise may be shocked to learn this t-shirt will set you back £830/$1,690, but that’s fairly cheap for a piece of Gundam merch, believe it or not…
Try to control yourselves boys, it's just a girl wearing a USB keyboard bra
Like some bizarre hybrid Hello Kitty and a geek’s wet dream, this Angel Kitty USB keyboard bra is…well…it does what it says on the tin. If your £39.99 Ikea-special desk doesn’t quite meet the mark in terms of keyboard-housing capabilities, how about a real life woman with one stuck to her boobs? Just manage to rope one into wearing the outfit (I’d suggest a good few Cosmopolitans laced with Rohypnol followed by a couple of shots of Bacardi), plug ‘er in to the USB slot and off you go. Let’s try and see you pull off this computer peripheral in the office next week!…
Forget the British Museum, the only museum worth checking out is the Nerd Watch Museum
Meet my new obsession, which has been bubbling under the surface for a good few years, since 1992 when I got my first Casio calculator watch so I could cheat in maths exams at school. Upon discovering the new Nerd Watch Museum, I’m like a kettle blowing out all its built-up steam, and can’t get old digital Casios and Seikos from my mind…
Warm up those RSI-ridden hands with a pair of USB heating gloves
It’s bizarrely chilly in these parts of the world, due to those insane floods we’ve been having, so a nice pair of USB gloves is nothing to be laughed at. Even if they do adopt the colour and pattern that your grandfather’s socks are made from.
Starting at just £7.95, these USB gloves will warm you up in no time, and are compatible with anything containing a USB port. Just don’t forget to take them off when you get up to go to the loo, as your whole computer…
Animated Transformers t-shirts, not quite as cool as *actually* transforming obviously!
Four more days until the Transformers film launches in the UK! Four more days until we can feast our (sadly) mortal eyes on what is definitely the movie of the year! Well, apart from The Simpsons movie, of course. Gaaahhh I can hardly wait!
Pledge your alliance to either the Autobots or Decepticons with these animated t-shirts ($34.99) from the nerd equivalent of Ralph Lauren, Think Geek. Each t-shirt lights up…
Shiny Shiny's list of the top five most unreadable watches
Susi from Shiny Shiny is renowned in our office for having the world’s most ridiculous watch. Like Macs, it looks good, but it doesn’t really work very well, and in most cases, she just uses the time on her BlackBerry rather than spending 40 minutes studying her Tokyo Flash timepiece.
Inspired no doubt by the shouty ‘NOW’ watch released the other day, she’s put together the top five most unreadable watches stupidity can buy you. Better keep a hold of your mobile phone just in case, natch…
The absolutely pointless NOW watch
Yes, very funny. But we’re glad it’s not our money backing this comedic vanity product.
The NOW watch is a joke. There doesn’t seem to be a hidden proper face, or even some digital numbers. it just says “NOW”.
The force may be with you with this Darth Vader backpack, but style sure ain't!
Words cannot express just how awful this $19.99 backpack is. Really. We’re all for Star Wars merchandise, and probably own far too much for our own good, but folks, please. Vinyl. In the shape of Darth Vader. On your back. If, err, Luke had bothered digging him one and not just burnt him on a pile of wood like unwanted love letters from Jabba the Hut.
