Really, who’d have thunk it. Who’d have thought it’d be a good idea to fashion an MP3 player in an apple shape? Could be ironic, I guess, but when they’re as cheap and naff as these, it’s so ironic it makes my head throb.

Available in a variety of colours, they play MP3, WMV and WAV formats, with an equalizer (wow! high quality, then!!!!), and even displays….