If you want to go from this…

…to this…

…then, you need this…

…and a whole load of therapy, not because of having to adjust to a new hairless life and not because you probably should have used Imac but because you just spent $20 on what is basically a bowl cut for your face.

If you’re still reading this, then you’re probably a redneck and think the GoateeSaver is a wonderful, no, darn tootin’ idea…