If nothing annoys you more than some over-chirpy, generically-voiced, patronising disc jockey that prefers the sound of their own voice than the tracks that all the listeners have tuned in to hear, then the Intempo Rebel gadget for you.

It’s a radio with a built-in twat filter. The idea is that you turn the Rebel on, tune it in to your favourite music station and it records the most popular tracks for you to listen to…