Here’s one for you. Do you weep or rejoice at the news that mobile phones are coming underground? Oh yes, they are. Glasgow is where it begins, this December, where a multi-user distribution antenna system will be trialed in five of the busiest underground train stations.

The coverage will be provided by 02 in Buchanan Street, St Enoch, Kelvinbridge, Hillhead and Partick stations and will mean users can make voice calls…