Of all the weird, wonderful, and downright disgusting Hello Kitty-emblazoned gadgets, never have I seen a Hello Kitty projector.

Sadly it can’t beam out films at 1080p resolution, as it’s actually a kaleidoscope projector with three patterned discs you slide in, similar to those viewfinder toys you played with as a child. In addition to splashing colourful Kitty patterns all over your walls, the Mangekyo projector can…