Is someone at Motorola having a laugh? Oh, no I get it! It’s some kind of Brewster’s Millions thing here. How quickly can we make a healthy company go bust, that’s the aim of the game. It must be an insurance job of some sort otherwise there’s no way they’d release a phone that looks like this to compete with the likes of the Sony Ericsson C905 and the Samsung INNOV8 (it makes me shudder every time I type that name).

This is the first tentative Roswellian shot of the Motorola Alexander…