For readers who saw the previous post and are now planning on holding your very own Taser party, but can’t not invite your bitchy neighbour Cynthia, because she lent you that cup of sugar that time, here’s a way to ensure she doesn’t gossip about your living-room colour scheme without you knowing about it.

It may look like a sweet (ok, Martha Stewart-approved) piece of decoration, but hidden inside the basket of pot-pourri is a GSM bug. Simply place by the cheese and crackers, and once she’s stuffing her face with…