There’s a new website just launched that plans to set the world alight with one of the dying embers of the dot com boom. Send Me Home is as good an idea as Communism in theory, if a lot more basic, and it’s going to be just as tricky to get it to work but, who knows, maybe they’ll be holding their own Olympiad in a few years’ time.

But I digress. Send Me Home is nothing to do with athletics and only slightly to do with left wing ideals. This new free to use service is essentially a giant web-based lost and found depot…