I seem to spend forever rubbing the lenses of my spectacles on the bottom of my t-shirts spreading slightly less muck and grease over my windows on the world than I remove.

Sometimes I have the presence of mind to use that yellowy cloth that came with my glasses case but even that doesn’t seem to do the trick any more, but no matter. I no longer care. Why? Because I’m going to buy myself an ultrasonic eyeglasses cleaner…