If this doesn’t put a smile on your face this morning then there’s a good chance something seriously nasty happened to you over the weekend, in which case I suggest you watch Randy George playing the Super Mario Bros. theme on the theremin and at least try to forget about your best mate eloping with your wife, who turned out to be a man anyway, the day after you got fired from your job, your house got repossessed and you found out your children aren’t yours.