No matter how many bleeding-edge zeitgeist-hugging startup ideas I come up with, nobody’s prepared to throw several million quid at me to make them a Google-sized success. If only there was some elixir of webbyness that I could drink to improve my chances of becoming a Web 2.0 millionaire… And lo! There is! Someone’s selling the ‘Web 2.0 Grail’ on eBay, which should be just the thing…