You didn’t think the balance board was all about Wii Fit, did you? No, no, no, it’s all about living room domination.

First they get you to buy the board with some rubbish “try to keep the red dot in the yellow square” games and then they bring out the big guns for you to justify that odd looking, greying pad that’s gathering cat hair underneath your TV. That’s another £69.99 please. Oh, thank you very much.

Family Ski is set to utilise the Wiimote and the nunchuk as well the balance board…