Chinese company Patriot has launched the MV5910 media player, kitted out in Winnie-the-Pooh theme.

Not only is Winnie-the-Pooh on the back saying “Hello!” with Eeyore and Piglet (no Tigger, Owl, or Kanga and Roo in sight), but the buttons are all Pooh shaped (no… Winnie-the-Pooh shaped) too.